Hahaha, I get what you mean. This bike is just fantastic and you'll never find anything else quite like it. I'm trying to stay loyal to it, "my soulmate" as well... So really, I get what you mean.Picked up a 2014 Monster 821 dark about four months ago. I'm the second owner, but the bike was very much well kept, with just under 7,000 miles on the clock when I got it. The moment I saw it in person, I knew I wasn't leaving without it.